Money in the Bank

I met McProsecutor last night. McProsecutor is an alum of Alpha Gay's fraternity so it was Alpha Gay who introduced me.

McProsecutor is 32 and hot. I think he was surprised that I could keep up with him and even beat him at witty banter. In a congratulatory spirit, he bought me a drink for getting the internship (which he flat out told me he couldn't believe I got because I'm an undergrad). 

Intern-1, McProsecutor-0

It's going to be a hell of a summer.