Sunday, April 12, 2009

You Can't Fix Stupid

Happy Easter/be-lated Passover everyone! 

Dad bought tickets to see Ron White this weekend when he came through Dallas. Dad decided that he didn't want to get arrested for a DWI so we got a limo to take us to dinner and then to the venue. Friday night comes around and we're all excited to go out. We finished all of the alcohol in about 15 minutes and had the limo driver pull into a gas station so we could get more. By the time we got to dinner, we were all feeling pretty silly. So silly, in fact, that out of the two groups of people ushered to the table next to us, both groups asked to be moved to a different table before opening their menus. Dad was the drunkest in the group and proceeded to tell the limo driver to go the complete wrong way and we drove up to the venue an hour(ish) late. We walked in all drunk and goofy, ready to see what was left of the show, only to be told by the people in the lobby that our tickets were for the following night. Fail.

So, Saturday night consisted of the same thing with a few exceptions: We left earlier just incase we went the wrong way again and we went to a different restaurant. Oh, and we actually made the show on time. It was hysterical and I was dying laughing the entire time... totally worth the two nights of getting drunk with the family.

Today's Easter plans consist of curtain shopping and going back to school to work on papers and watching the Masters. What a nice rainy day.

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