Overheard in the Elevator

In the elevator on Friday with the other guy intern (I'll refer to him as Fritz from now on, because I can):

Alleged Criminal (to Fritz): So what'd they get you for?

Fritz: Um, well nothing... I work here.

Alleged Criminal: Oh so you're a lawyer?

Fritz: No, but I'm in law school right now.

Alleged Criminal: Yeah, man, I've been in here so many times I probably should go to law school. I've figured out how the system works. They need lawyers like me.