Reason #83467 Why I Love Texas

My best girlfriend from high school lives in College Station, Texas (where the, um, infamous Texas A&M is located). Apparently there are tornadoes going through College Station right at this moment and here's what she texts me:

Aggie Friend: Omg me Emily and Misty and 2 dogs and poor Phoebe [the cat] are sitting in my bathroom because there are tornadoes the next street over

Me: Ahhh!! Oh no! At least y'all are in a safe place!

Aggie Friend: Don't worry, we just got beer